"Hi. I am a blemished BUOY WEAR Floating Hat. I am aesthetically challenged, so I won't be 100% perfect on the outside, but I can promise you that I am 100% functional and float every bit as well as my brothers and sisters.
I promise I will never sink and that I will always provide you with awesome sun protection while you enjoy your time on the water. Blemishes are small and do not stand out. I am priced to go! I hope you will consider taking me home.
Signed,
Your future BUOY hat"

ALL SALES OF BLEMISHED HATS ARE FINAL. RETURNS WILL NOT BE ACCEPTED. By purchasing you acknowledge that your hat will arrive with a small blemish. If you want a perfect BUOY hat, please head over to our "Floating Hats" section and buy one that is not a BLEM.

Warning: This BUOY WEAR hat is not a PFD. Our technology will save your hat from sinking. It will not save you (nor another person or pet).